Good morning to everyone and welcome to our Arts and Culture exams.If you fail,you shall get 100 slaps with a whip on your backside with a 5-year sentence in the Shazelle Govender City Jail.The jail was named after this lunatic as she was notorious for her clever (and gruesome) murders and robberies of innocent people such as myself (emotionally).Anyways,if you pass the A/C exam (by a lucky chance) you shall get 5000 slaps on your backside with a 100 year sentence in the Saudah Hassim Mental Hospital.Saudah Hassim was a most sane,calm and quiet person,so the hospital was named after her.(But she is,luckily,still alive).So if any advice is needed,just go to this lovely person.Anyways,the reason for this punishment is,how could you pass? You disgusting thing,you had the cheek only to pass.You have to get TOTAL,you FOOL!!! Anyways,that's all from me-PPC OHM

Written in the June Examintion room-2008

Good morning to everyone.I tell you,I'm running out of nonsensical things to say.Maybe you can give me some ideas.But maybe not.After all,you are a mere human bean,or maybe you are a sugar bean? No matter,all you beans are the same.At the moment,I'm sitting(obviously) and waiting for my Technology exam.I am so stressed,I can hear people in my brain telling me I'm gonna fail.I hope not,otherwise I'll be sent to George Bush's asylum and I've heard they do some CRAZY things there.Really,really crazy.Like they cut your fingernails and actually make you brush you teeth.So dirty,I tell you.They also pull out your hairs one by one and they make you have a bath.Ewwww! No way am I going there.I've also heard they give you raw fish,rotten meat and monkeys' fried brains to eat.No wonder it's an asylum.It's mental.I'll see you there too-PPC OHM

Written in the June Examinaton room-2008

EVERYBODY HATES ME

No one likes me,

But why do I care?

Why like this does it have to be?

It's just not fair.

It really is very bad,

That uniqueness has a punishment.

Also,it makes me very sad,

To see this kind of government.

My friends seem to hate my face,

The way I am,is it really my fault?

I think they want to bash me with a mace,

And no one will them halt!

Can they be called my friends?

Even my family are the same.

They want to put an end,

To my irritating fame.

They think me annoying,

Perhaps I am.

And guess what? Now I don't care about anything,

I don't give a DAMN!!!

BY Atifaah Patel