Good morning to everyone and welcome to our Arts and Culture exams.If you fail,you shall get 100 slaps with a whip on your backside with a 5-year sentence in the Shazelle Govender City Jail.The jail was named after this lunatic as she was notorious for her clever (and gruesome) murders and robberies of innocent people such as myself (emotionally).Anyways,if you pass the A/C exam (by a lucky chance) you shall get 5000 slaps on your backside with a 100 year sentence in the Saudah Hassim Mental Hospital.Saudah Hassim was a most sane,calm and quiet person,so the hospital was named after her.(But she is,luckily,still alive).So if any advice is needed,just go to this lovely person.Anyways,the reason for this punishment is,how could you pass? You disgusting thing,you had the cheek only to pass.You have to get TOTAL,you FOOL!!! Anyways,that's all from me-PPC OHM

Written in the June Examintion room-2008